August 15, 2008

  • California Cell Phone Law is a Joke!

     
    Drivers have offered the following reasons for disobeying the new cell phone law:
     
    I haven’t figured out how to use my Bluetooth yet!”
    “I was trying to find out if the volume was up on my phone because I couldn’t hear anything out of my Bluetooth.”
    “The fine is just a business expense. I’ll write it off.”
    “I just plain forgot about the law.”
    “I can’t stand that stupid ear piece.”
    “I have the Bluetooth but don’t know how to connect it to the phone.”
    “I had it on speaker.” (While still holding it in their hand.)
    “My Bluetooth doesn’t work. The battery is dead.”
    “I was waiting to get a ticket before I spend money on a Bluetooth.”
    “My wife said I sounded like I was in a toilet so I switched back to cell.”
    “I heard it was a second-offense thing and you cannot stop me just for talking.”
    “Is it not more of a hazard to fumble around trying to get the ear thing in?”
    “I wasn’t using my phone. I was just resting my head against it!”

    The Winner:

    One driver, when spotted by a motorcycle officer, flipped his cell phone shut and acted as if he was using an electric shaver while driving!

Comments (4)

  • LOL!!!

    I heard that one guy tried to say he was warming up his ear, and was actually not making a call…  I think they traced his phone number to the local cell phone towers and call logs, and proved that he was actually telling the truth, and had NOT been on the phone at the moment he was pulled over!  Sounds like an urban myth to me, but still hilarious!

    =Matt=

  • i bought one of those head pieces and i lost it in a few days…just another small thing to keep track of!  so i just put the phone on speaker, put it up on the sun visor and do my talking.

  • Hey Randy!

    I’ve been working on a couple of things these last months.

    This entry made chuckle like I hadnt in a while.

    I will be stopping by more often!

    How have you been doing?

  • THATS FUNNY… some times I just forget and I start talking… Or I wont answer the phone with the ear piece and set the phone down and cant figure out why i cant hear them…

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